Total Medals Earned: 686 (From 91 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,065 Points
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear levels 10-15!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/21 (65/390 points)
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/235 points)
First steps
Kill the king
Solve reel puzzle
Return to another world
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 39/39 (430/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 5/12 (55/450 points)
Complete 1 level
Die first time
Start new game
Mute music and sound effects
Collect 3 stars
Complete 8 level
Check credits
Complete 16 level
Complete game
Die 100 times!
Collect all stars
Complete game without deaths(ok it's joke... 3 or less)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/370 points)
Beat level 24
Kill the plumber 10 times
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Get stomped on level 1.
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 16/48 (100/445 points)
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Survive 4 turns
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win 10 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Survive 3 turns
Read help!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Kill 5 hostages!
Win 30 battles
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!